The Ménage à Trois Valentine’s Day kit

Get hot and steamy in the kitchen this Valentine’s Day (but with minimal washing up — result) with our now-legendary Ménage à Trois Valentine’s Day meal kit, lovingly cooked up with our good friends at Decatur and The Proof. 

Don’t be the one who leaves making V-day plans until the last minute when everything’s sold out or booked up — get your shit together today and order yourself a big night in for two. 

In the kit, all for two:

❤️ Britain’s Best Bacon Butties, created by yours truly

❤️ Half a dozen chargrilled oysters from Decatur, award-winning New Orleans-style seafood purveyors 

❤️Sticky toffee pudding and pruffles (the love child of a truffle and a profiterole) by east London bakery The Proof

Yep, that’s right, we’ve been going steady with collaborators The Proof and Decatur for a whole year now — this Valentine’s Day meal kit is tried, tested, signed, sealed, delivered nationwide. That’s a helluva lot cheaper than an overpriced three-courser at a bog standard restaurant on February 14th. And even if we do say so ourselves — much more romantic. 

These kits are all sold out, but we'll be back next month with our next limited edition butty box :)